"No, I shall take the fair maid Magda sailing today!" said Victarion, grabbing for his battleaxe.
"Bugger that, I am taking the fair maid Magda to the tourney!" said the Hound, reaching for his sword.
"Boys boys boys! Stop this right now!" said the fair maid Magda, for she did not wish either of them to maim or otherwise injure the other. "I have a better idea how to solve this."
Thus the arm wrestling competition to earn the fair maid Magda's affection on her Birthday began, and all were pleased. ..except the fair maid Magda probably would have preferred the situation a great deal more had the gentlemen taken their shirts off.
Fair Maid Magda is sorry to inform both gentlemen that they've actually lost their battle to a third party, the Knight without Name from Ohio.
Not only he knows the ways of FANSERVICE, but he clearly knows something about the female fantasy of having two deliciously bulky men battling over her attentions.
This is just too good, Al. THANK YOU!
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And I descend from grace in arms of undertow; I will take my place in the great below.
From you, I take that as a high compliment, thanks. Somewhere along the way in the past few months I've just said "fuck it" and just don't care about painting something look perfect anymore. I don't have the patience.
DeviantART and the martial arts action film, Ninja Assassin, have teamed up to allow ALL deviants the ability to install Journal Skins! Select an awesome Ninja Assassin skin or choose the skin of your choice.
DeviantART is proud to present the new dAPRO Camera Bag! With amazing quality and tons of features, it's perfect for all your photography needs. Watch our demo video to learn all about it!
Daily Literature Deviations is a group that is dedicated to bringing literature to the forefront of the deviantArt community. We attempt to accomplish this by daily featuring Literature artists from around the community that deserve the recognition, but are not getting it.
Each day we will feature 5 deviations from the Literature categories in a News Article. In order to support the artists that we feature, we ask that you the news article as well as check out the individual pieces. We understand that each day you may not be able to check out each and every one of the pieces, everyone has their own things going on. We just ask that you make an attempt to help support the growing Literature community.
Daily Literature Deviations is a group that is dedicated to bringing literature to the forefront of the deviantArt community. We attempt to accomplish this by daily featuring Literature artists from around the community that deserve the recognition, but are not getting it. Each day we will feature 5 deviations from the Literature categories in a News Article.
In order to support the artists that we feature, we ask that you the news article as well as check out the individual pieces. We understand that each day you may not be able to check out each and every one of the pieces, everyone has their own things going on. We just ask that you make an attempt to help support the growing Literature community.
This is the first of a series of features I will be doing. They consist of my absolute favorite photography that i've collected since i've been a member of DeviantArt. This feature's focus is on SQUARES, give them some love
The Deviousness Award is an accolade which is traditionally handed out on the 1st of every month to one trully outstanding deviant. `Cyantre is one of the most helpful deviants within our community. With a positive attitude and a resourceful mind, you can always find him providing support and encouragement to those in need. Always looking for ways in which he can get more involved in our community, John's positive presence is to be aspired to. A well respected poet, John is a must-have on your deviantWATCH to make sure that you don't miss out on your dose of community inspiration. It's with great pleasure that the Deviousness Award for November 2009 goes to... Read More
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Ex Astris, Scientia
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<richcollins> christ how long does a reboot take
<w3wsrmn> took him 3 days
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Arf.
Fair Maid Magda is sorry to inform both gentlemen that they've actually lost their battle to a third party, the Knight without Name from Ohio.
Not only he knows the ways of FANSERVICE, but he clearly knows something about the female fantasy of having two deliciously bulky men battling over her attentions.
This is just too good, Al. THANK YOU!
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And I descend from grace in arms of undertow;
I will take my place in the great below.
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Die young
Live forever
Lestat
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This is a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!
Clubs I be in and Blue's Showdowns I did.
I think no matter what, SHE wins.
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Battlecruiser Operational
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Battlecruiser Operational
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Battlecruiser Operational
ew.
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Battlecruiser Operational
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