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Sansa's Dating Woes: part one by alciha Sansa's Dating Woes: part one by alciha
Sansa has terrible luck with the gentlemen.

It amuses me to laugh at her.

The second page is here:[link]


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sharkycast Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
Great summary!
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MrSaukko Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014
Sansa got BURNED!
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LittleEnygma Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
:dignity-laugh: 
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gabymellow Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:damphyr:Hahahah this made me laugh so hard...really poor her...
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Stinger-harru Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
I'm sorry but Cat and Littlefinger never boned. Littlefinger was in love with Cat, he fought a duel with Ned's brother over her, but they never got romantic together. Littlefinger and Lysa boned, who is Sansa's aunt.
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octeapie Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I saw this on reddit and I'm not sure if they gave you credit.
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IKillUDarling Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Littlefinger has gotten so creepy in the second season!
Like when he asked her if he could come into her castle.... o_o
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Zombiehamster Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
oh boy, that last frame made me snicker so hard...
really well done!
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Thejboy88 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
And then she marries Tyrion. So in many ways she ended up with the best of a bad situation.
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roseonwingsofsong Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
Ah, this is so funny! A great summary.
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Taurauthiel Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012
Angry disfigured stalker... :rofl: Poor Sansa
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SayuriKurata09 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student Filmographer
That's quite a string of luck she's getting. Funny how writers always like to troll on their readers. :D That's just pure genius.
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TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012
... And then Sansa marries a dwarf. The end.
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beautyisbelle Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012
"It amuses me to laugh at her"...??
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lilfeather1994 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Professional General Artist
Love this!
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Annikayna Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012
ahahah poor Sansa... =P
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Silvanne Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha this is hilarious!!
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HisuiKirei Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
hehehe poor girl. I totally hope she ends up with someone amazing
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Kiandra-chan Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHA AMAZING!
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Oximore Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
Oh this is adorable :)
(sansa gaydar is pretty useless)
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DarkestWish Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
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I think I may die laughing :XD:

IT'S ALL SO TRUE!
(except I don't think Petyr actually boned her mum)
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3208 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
SPOILER ALERT:



He totally did... took her virginity
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DarkestWish Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
ALSO A SPOILER ALERT:

No I don't think he did, he boasted about it certainly but Cat (within her own mind) couldn't understand why he'd lie.
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3208 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
Well Cat wasn't exactly the brightest bulb in the lamp but I get your point :)
It wouldn't surprise me if he lied about it but it would be kinda cool if he told the truth. Just to add to the whatthefuckery xD
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DarkestWish Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
(I'm just going to go ahead and say anything from this point on in the conversation is likely to spoiler from the books :XD: )

I believe 100% that he knocked Lysa up but Cat always seemed (until the whole undead thing) too honorable to do anything, well, dishonorable.
Haha, oh Petyr, the master of whatthefuckery :)
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3208 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR ANYONE WHO HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS!!


You are probably right xD but in a way it would give some interesting depth to her character if she "spoiled herself" before Eddy got to her xD
Eddy turned out to have some double standards with the whole "killing babies to crown Robert"-thing aswell. : D

Somehow it amuses me everytime Martin reveals some details about the Starks that makes them far less honorable than first anticipated but again: you are probably right xD Littlefinger is a weird character. Both him and Varys. It is kinda terrifying how many schemes they have hatched all around. They are the ones controlling everything that happens and everyone else are just puppets in their eyes xD
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DarkestWish Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
SPOILERS FOREEEEVEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

Yeah I like exploring the whole 'Family, Duty, Honor' thing with Cat. I heard one theory or something somewhere they explored her relationship with Ned's older brother before his death. Like maybe she was in love with him or close to it but when he died she still went and married Ned like her family wished.
Yeah Ned didn't like it, and he wouldn't be a part of it himself, but he still understood the reasons behind it and I wonder how hard he would've tried to stop Ser Gregor if he was there in the nursery? And there's plenty of theories that say he did have an affair with (Ashara?) Dayne even if she's not Jon's mother.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT VARYS ACTUALLY WANTS OR WHAT HIS TRUE AIM IS.
I mean he professes to want to save children and keep the realm in peace but I'm sure he was doing things encouraging the war. Of course it seems now like he was doing it to place a Targaryen on the throne so he might think it's a justified version of "they suffer now so the children of the future won't" but he just confuses meeeeeeeee.

I LOVE Petyr as a character, he's so interesting and well rounded (they're all really well thought out though) and I love learning about his schemes. As a person, I'd probably dislike him immensely but whenever he appears in the books I love it :D
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3208 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012
HUGMONGOUS SPOILERS!!!!

First of all: sorry for being so late with a reply Dx

I think that's true the part about Cat's marriage.
Yeah I've done a bit of reasearch since my last reply so I can see now that maybe Ned aren't as big a hypocrite as I thought. Maybe he was just so wrapped up in his own little honor-fantasy-world that he couldn't bring himself to see what kind of person Robert was before he became Hand.
That just make him blind and naiive, but we all knew that from the start xD
I think there could be something true about the theory that Jon and Dany are Ashara's children even though I have a hard time putting Ashara at Dany's birth because she was supposed to be long dead at that time O_o ...

I'm pretty sure Varys just want to serve the Realm. If you think about it he is not loyal to any of the houses at any time but his actions always seems to be for the sake of the Realm. He back-stabbed Areys with words to cast him from the throne and now he is trying to do the same with the Lannisters because their goal is to seize power and control, not to serve the Realm.
That's what I love about Varys.
He wants the unworthy families to fight each other so they are blind to his plan. Just fucking brilliant!

Me too xD There are alot of characters in the books I would completely despise in the real world but in the story they are just awesome. I have a soft spot for the assholes in the series/books. The good guys don't speak quite as much to me even though I like them. The baddies are just so much more fun xD
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MysticIris Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
I have to say I really don't care for Sansa that much, particularly in the first book, but this is hilarious. I especially love her panel of admirers. :lol:
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Veronica-Art Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
lol
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nellethiel-aranel Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
I kind love Sansa, hope her love life gets better! Joffrey really is an evil little bitch.
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Jowiszowa Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012
Wow, great :D
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Laurizzle7 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Student Digital Artist
hahhhah I love the loras part
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ladyshmi Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011
This is amazing :)
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sandypigeon Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The castle drunk. Who's that guy again?
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ate Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2011
Ser Dontos
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frenchiegal Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have to say she's is *one* of my favorite characters, but she truly does have abysmal luck.

Kind of like the Hound in a weird way though I must say. But Joffrey? THE FUCK? Or the drunk guy? Or Littlefinger (ohhhhh noes).

Loved the ending of the comic. Teehee.
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IzumiNanaki Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011
daw xD I say just stay with the Hound..... 0.o poor girl ><;
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Raksha07 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
Very funny and cute! Sansa is one of my favorite characters in the series.
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alcanis-ivennil Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
This is adorable. Especially LF, so spot on!
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HadesQueen Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2011
You mean 'old creepy dude who whishes he'd boned her mom, but spreads that he did anyway'. Very funny though.
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wolfgirlkumiko Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2011
I love this so much. xD
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MademoiselleMeg Featured By Owner May 17, 2011
:rofl:

Poor Sansa! On the up side, at least her luck with men is better than that of Gabrielle from "Xena". But not by much.

I love Sansa, and hope she finds love eventually.
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ridley100 Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think "wanted to bone her Mom" would be better.

Or even better "wanted to bone her Mom and did bone her Aunt."
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RequiemForLostLove Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
,,But she's not really his type" Aaaaaaaaah I'm dying of laugher xD
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Zephemeral Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is so amazing. Poor, poor Sansa. Loras made me giggle. X3
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ChioneT Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2009
It's funny 'cause it's true... lol.
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shorelle Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahaha, this is BRILLIANT in so many ways XD
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alciha Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2009
Only because it's true. :thumbsup:
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orpheus2009 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009
so I'm not the only one who noticed the Loras/Renly thing! I was rereading Clash of kings when it hit me, I started cracking up, everything that I didn't understand made sense then. revelations.
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